Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Breaking News

CHILD MOLESTER LOSES SENATE RACE IN ALABAMA

49.1 PERCENT OF NATION BREATHES SIGH OF RELIEF

DEMOCRATS:  "WE'RE BACK. BRING ON THE SERIAL KILLERS!"

REPUBLICANS LEARN LESSON:

TOO MANY BLACK PEOPLE VOTING

McCONNELL PROMISES QUICK FIX: 
"NEVER AGAIN!"

BANNON BLAMES JEWS: "NEVER AGAIN!"



December 13, 2017

1 comment :

  1. The DNC won by 20k votes. One drop of rain could've swung it the other way. "We're back, baby!"

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